The Almighty's Accidental Ascension
Grand-Emperor Void-Smasher (G-EVS), the unchallenged master of the entire cosmos, faces a single, insurmountable barrier: the final breakthrough. To trick the heavens and reset his exhausted 10,000-year-old Qi cycle, G-EVS seals his memories and his incomprehensible power into a Core of Infinite Density, reincarnating as the utterly ordinary mortal, Lin Qi.
The Protagonist
Lin Qi is everything the Grand-Emperor wasn't: lazy, talentless, and possessing the common sense of a damp rag. His one singular trait, however, is the terrifying, unstoppable, and completely passive manifestation of his sealed power: Absolutely Indestructible and Blind Luck (AII&BL).
The Plot
Lin Qi is reluctantly accepted into the bottom-tier Whispering Willow Sect—a place known only for its subpar cooking. Completely unaware he holds the power to shatter realms, Lin Qi begins his "cultivation" journey, which is actually a series of catastrophic, hilarious misunderstandings:
* He attempts to draw water from a poisonous creek and accidentally brews a Supreme Elixir.
* He is attacked by powerful cultivators but defeats them not with skill, but by tripping on a root at the exact moment their attacks ricochet and implode their own houses.
* He finds an ancient inheritance, not by solving puzzles, but by using the sacred text as a pillow while the treasure vaults open themselves to him.
* In the Grand Tournament, his accidental sidestep—meant to avoid a buzzing bee—is misinterpreted as the legendary "Bun-Hunting Disdain Technique," instantly defeating a Half-Step Immortal.
The Conflict and Theme
Lin Qi is constantly pursued by rivals who mistake his incompetence for the deepest levels of hidden power, and by allies (including the arrogant Saintess Princess Lianhua) who are desperately trying to unravel his "mortal disguise."
The central theme is the comedy of perception: the Cultivation World believes true power lies in skill and dedication, but Lin Qi proves that in the face of cosmic fate, pure, unadulterated dumb luck is the only true cheat code. His constant failures are mistaken for ultimate victories, until a final, terrifyingly lucky blunder forces his true identity to emerge, leaving the Cultivation World thoroughly conquered—and utterly confused.
Genre: Xianxia/Wuxia, Comedy, Parody, Hidden Master.
Status: In Progress (60+ Chapters Planned).
Rating: Suitable for all ages (Focus on humor and absurdity).