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I Accidentally Got Isekai'd To Teyvat!

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"I just wanted to check Ayato's crit stats. That's all. I didn't sign up for world-hopping, slime dodging, or accidentally becoming besties with a floating emergency food." Allen was your average Genshin-obsessed gamer-with a suspiciously large Nilou folder and a slightly unhealthy obsession with Ayato's artifacts. But when a truck decides to yeet him into another dimension -right as he was mid-build adjustment, mind you-, Allen finds himself in the world of Teyvat... only this time, it's real. No Vision. No Mora. No clue what he's doing. Armed with nothing but sarcasm, his locked phone full of Genshin memes, and a sword he definitely doesn't know how to use, Allen stumbles into an adventure alongside Lumine and Paimon, dodging danger, stirring chaos, and somehow managing to look cool doing it (on accident, of course). Because if fate's going to throw him into this mess? Well. He's going to make it weird.
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Douluo Dali: Unrivalled Tang Sect: With Sharingan

What? Tang San’s entire family were evil soul masters? The Spirit Hall was destroyed ten thousand years ago just so Tang San could turn the Douluo Continent into his personal backyard? Impossible—absolutely impossible! If Tang San’s father wasn’t an evil soul master, then how did he manage to defeat three Super Douluos by himself ten thousand years ago? If Tang San and his allies weren’t evil soul masters, how did they cultivate at a rate that far exceeded ordinary people? Their absurd soul ring ratios and secret methods of soul ring enhancement—aren’t those techniques exclusive to the Holy Spirit Church? Back then, the Spirit Hall reached into every corner of the continent to awaken spirits. They clearly knew who was an evil soul master and could eliminate them on the spot. Yet now, evil soul masters lurk everywhere. How do you explain that? And what about the factions that once supported Tang San? The Seven Treasures Glazed Tile Sect, once a peak force, has fallen to second-rate. The Poison Douluo’s clan? Its entire inheritance has vanished. Even the Holy Soul Village—where the Sea God Tang San first awakened his martial spirit—has become nothing but a forgotten relic. Shouldn’t it have become a sacred site? Why did it fade into obscurity? Not to mention the Holy Angel lineage—there hasn’t been a single Titled Douluo from that bloodline in tens of thousands of years. Why? And then there’s Tang San’s so-called “Ten Core Theories of Martial Spirits.” Aside from sounding impressive, are any of them actually true? Weapon-type spirits supposedly couldn’t absorb beast spirit rings—but before those theories, did the Seven Treasures Glazed Tile Sect get their rings by dismantling towers? Did the Clear Sky Sect gather rings by smashing hammers? No… Something’s deeply wrong here.
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