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Gooner Rebirth: I can't stop stroking in this Hentai Cultivation world

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I died with one hand on my d**k and the other on my phone screen, gooning to some busted doujin that hit way too hard. Next thing I know, I wake up in a world straight out of a smutty xianxia comic women with curves that defy physics, aphrodisiac fog, and cultivation techniques based on "dual practice." They call me a "Pleasure Demon." I call it heaven. But here's the problem... I can't stop stroking. Every time I see skin, I lose control. Every time I touch a jade-like thigh, I go feral. And the worst part? The more I stroke, the stronger I get. I have to find the legendary Heavenly Jade Grotto, a sect of nympho cultivators that can help me "refine my technique" or else I’ll lose myself completely to the goonbrain. Join me, a hopeless gooner reborn in a lewd cultivation world, on my journey to the top or rock bottom of the Degenerate Dao. Note: This is an original work of mine with inspiration from other novels cuz I read too much of them
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