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Chapter 103 - 103first atempt at a chat group

Note: i will try to limit to 2 people per universe, exeptions beeing warframe's drifter and operator because they are tecnicaly the same beeing, same for flare/lizzie from the same game

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Flare vermilion: drifter, is this blue screen floating in front of my face your doing?

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Lizzie: oh? I have my own access? That is kind of you, demon

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(3 following got sent at same time)

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Nameless drifter: i diden't do this

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Nameless operator: i diden't do this

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Rias gremory: i diden't do this

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Nameless drifter: oh? A name i don't recognize. Are they with you flare/lizzie?

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Lizzie: the only demon the infestation knows is the void demon

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Rias gremory: void demon?

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Mash kirelight: gremory? Isen't that one of the 72 demon pillars of salomon?

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Rias gremory: yes mash-san, that was my ancestor

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Mash kirelight: i did not know the demon pilars could produce offspring

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Nameless operator: wait, who/what is salomon?

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(2 following got sent at same time)

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Rias gremory: it was the name of the process lucifer used to create the first 72 demons using the body of lilith

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Mash kirelight: solomon was a human mage blessed by the biblical god to the point of beeing seen as his equal, he is mostly known for enslaving 72 demons from hell and marring 300 wives and 700 concubines, all without losing god's favor

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(2 following got sent at same time)

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Rias gremory: wut?

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Mash kirelight: what?

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Bell cranel: sorry, i am lost, what god are you talking about? I am walking to loki familia right now to try and join by the way

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Nameless operator: wait, loki? The same warframe loki sitting in my armory right now, that loki?!

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Rias gremory: what are you talking about?! Loki is an evil god from norse mithology that governs over tricks and lies! He is not an object!

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Magnus chase: i agree with rias this time, and i will complement in saying loki is also known for his ability to swap genders, he both fathered and mothered several children, mostly monsters. One of the most famous beeing the mount of god odin, who's father was a horse

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Tiona harule: i don't get half of what you said, but loki beeing a perverted guy pretending to be a woman would make a f*ck ton of sense! By the way bell-san, loki does not accept children under level 2. By your speech you are a newbie right?

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Bell cranel: aw man!

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Asia argento: i do not understand what is going on, but if you want a god to follow then the lord would welcome you with open arms

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Rias: HA! only if you are human! Racist piece of s*it has STILL not lifted the curse that gives us demons headaches when we try to pray to him, regardless if they disagree with his ideals or not! THE WAR ENDED AGES AGO FOR F*CK SAKE! Demons are also still denied an afterlife because the bastard don't want them near human souls, even if demons THEMSELVES outlawed the consumption of souls with a death penalty!

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Asia argento: oh...

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Flare vermilion: this is going nowhere... i am heading for my concert. Drifter, you ready?

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Nameless drifter: yeah, amir got the stage ready for you, i will meet you there

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Musa: you 2 are in a band?

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Nameless drifter: not me, i am just helping as security

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Lizzie: do remember to bring more ammunition this time demon! Last time we were unable to do our encore because you ran out and the scaldra nearly overwhelmed us!

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Nameless drifter: hey! That is why i brought a VERY good axe to fall back on! I would never let anything happen to you and flare

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Lizzie: we still had to wrap up earlier then planned because of it! So do not do it again demon!

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Mash kirelight: why do you require such heavy security in a concert?

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Flare vermilion: local dictator does not like my songs giving his people hope

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4th beast of apocalipse: primate murderer, cath palug: fou kil!

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Mash kirelight: fou? You are here too?

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Flare vermilion: ok... what kind of name is that?!

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Mash kirelight: you mean fou's? Don't worry, he may be a beast of apocalipse but he is actualy very kind. He was not always like this, true, but it has been a long time now that he has overcome his evil nature

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4th beast of apocalipse: primate murderer, cath palug: fou kil!

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Tiona harule: you sure? That looks a lot like either "f*ck you!" Or "fou kill!" to me!

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Mash kirelight: it is actualy "four kill", but fou dosen't mean it. It is just that those two words are the only ones his mouth can speak

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Asia argento: but we are writing right now? We are not speaking. So why is fou still... you know...

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4th beast of apocalipse: primate murderer, cath palug: fou kil!

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Mash kirelight: i was also wondering about that... i am afraid i don't have an answer

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Bloom: ok, as curious as i am about what is going on, i kinda have classes to atend... so see you all later *bye-bye emoji*

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Nameless operator: classes eh? I miss having lessons on eternalism. Knowing more of the workings of time itself every day would be very much appreciated these days

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(2 following got sent at the same time)

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Nameless drifter: ditto

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Flare vermilion: ditto

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Mash kirelight: you want to know more about the workings of time? Why?

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Nameless drifter: long story, let me see if i can explain it well enought...

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Flare vermilion: if you miss anything, your alternate self can always help no?

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Nameless operator: yes, but you and lizzie can also help you know?

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Flare vermilion: kid, i doubt i will be of much assistence. I am a musician, not a quantum engineer!

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Rias gremory: alternate self?

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Nameless drifter: ok, so this evil-god-entity-thing was messing the timeline on year 1999. I isolated it by setting the year to loop again and again forever. Problem is now that the people that lived in that time period are also trapped in the loop. I have been looking for a safe way out for them, but it is slow going

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Flare vermilion: i am one of those looping by the way

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Lizzie: and i am flare's guitar

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Magnus chase: this s*it is getting weirder by the second... i knew that juice box i found in the trash was expired, but i did not think it would be by this much

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Musa: you drank something you found in the trash?!

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Flare vermilion: pal, be glad it was just juice found in the trash, and that no one forced a f*cking car wheel down your throat!

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Lizzie: car wheels are delicious! When will flare understand?

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Magnus chase: i will never understand why people like halucinogetic drugs, this s*it is NOT fun

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Musa: i need to go vomit

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Rias gremory: so you are looping the year 1999? How come? It is 2008 and i am not afected?

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Nameless operator: 2008? You are at a time period between me and flare then. Closer to flare tho, as people stopped counting the years generations ago for me

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Rias gremory: you are from the future?

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Nameless operator: from you perspective? I guess so. But anyway, like drifter said, the temporal anomaly was isolated in the loop, i am also mostly unafected

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Mash kirelight: looping the chunk of time a temporal anomaly happened stops it from afecting the future? Excuse me, i need to report this imediatly

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