It was a typical morning in the Smith household. The sun filtered through the blinds, casting a warm glow over the kitchen. Beth sipped her coffee, scrolling through her tablet, while Jerry attempted to fix the toaster, which had been malfunctioning for weeks. Richard sat at the table, surrounded by floating holographic screens displaying complex equations for a new portal gun. Dressed in his usual black turtleneck, he sipped his coffee, seemingly oblivious to the world around him.
Suddenly, a loud crash echoed from upstairs. 'What now?' Richard thought as he got up from his chair to go upstairs, while his parents were already screaming.
"Morty!" Beth called out, concerned.
Morty stumbled into the kitchen, his face pale and eyes wide. "Mom, Dad, I... I think I did something bad."
Behind him floated a metallic orb, emitting soft beeping sounds. Rick entered, a smirk on his face. "Well, well, looks like Morty discovered the joys of intergalactic companionship."
"The Fuck Rick? Did you seriously buy him a fucking sex robort" Richard asked looking at what is technically a pregnate sex robort. 'This is just fucking great, I knew shit like this would happen' He thought as he readed himself for the kind of shit that would happening later on.
Beth's eyes widened. "A sex robot?"
"A Pregnantable Sex Robot, Mom. When some species are near extinction, they make these robots and inject a females or males DNA in them, causing them to be able to reproduce," Richard explained as he looked at the robot.
Morty nodded sheepishly. "I didn't know it could... You know, reproduce."
Richard snapped his head to him and said "You didn't, usually authorized stores have to tell that–No, you fucking didn't. Rick!" Richard came to sudden enlightenment and looked at Rick, who, for his part, was drinking on his beer before saying
"What? I went to a illegal store and brought some meth and sex doll for morty. It is not like I could expect this to happen *Burp*" Rick said, as he took another sip. Richard rubbed his forehead as he immediately said
"House lock down mode." The entire house came alive with shields and iron walls protecting and quarantining the ball. "Summer, get me my table.t"
"Why do I–" Summer tried to protest, but Richard glared at her to shut up. She got the memo real quick, as she said, "Fine."
As she left, the orb emitted a series of beeps before transforming, revealing a small, alien infant. Jerry fainted. "No one is allowed near it without my permission first," Richard said, to which Rick just said
"Come on, Richard. It is not that big of a deal, let's just get it inside and figure it from there." Rick said, and Morty agreed he said
"I am the father, you can't keep me away from my child".
Richard just started at the two, before he could say another word, his mom came to end this. "You two will sit and be quiet. Dad I can't believe that you would buy a sex toy from a illegal show that sells meth, what else do you think you find there? Also, Morty, it is not a human child but an alien, Morty." Beth said, shutting both of them up, finally, summer came in with his tablet, and Richard quickly scanned the details of the baby.
Richard raised an eyebrow. "Fascinating. A hybrid offspring resulting from human and Gazorpazorpian DNA. This warrants further study." Over the next few days, the infant, named Morty Jr., grew at an alarming rate. Within hours, he was walking and speaking in full sentences. Morty tried his best to be a responsible father, seeking advice from his family.
Beth offered medical insights, while Jerry attempted to bond with his grandson through storytelling. Richard observed from the sidelines, documenting Morty Jr.'s development with clinical precision. "His cognitive functions are developing exponentially," Richard noted. "At this rate, he'll surpass human intelligence within days."
Morty Jr. began exhibiting aggressive tendencies, destroying furniture and expressing violent thoughts. "I want to conquer planets!" he declared.
Morty panicked. "No, no, we don't do that here. We use our words, not our fists."
Beth, who also looked on at the scene, looked at Richard and asked, "What was that?"
"What? Gazorpazorpian males are undoubtedly one of the most aggressive species in the universe, It is natural for Morty Jr. to feel like this." Richard replied as Jerry, then asked
"Can't you like change its DNA to make it less aggressive?" Jerry asked
"Ok, keeping aside that you realized that their aggressive behavior is due to their genetics. I can, but I will not, since I find it more worthy of my time to figure out one of the most difficult questions of psychology and biology." Richard said, before Jerry could ask, Beth answered
"The Nature Vs Nurture, A problem that asks: Is genetics greater than the environment you are raised in?"
Richard gave Beth a side glance, and Jerry looked at her in complete shock, "What? I tried to be a surgeon once, you know."
"Oh, I will add this to your 'Achievement of Beth Smith' book. It has 12 pages now," Richard said he typed something in a holographic screen of his. Richard then turned back to the issue as he interjected, "Perhaps introducing him to creative outlets might channel his aggression constructively."
Rick decided to take Summer and Richard to Gazorpazorp to learn more about the species' upbringing methods. Upon arrival, they were greeted by towering female Gazorpazorpian warriors. "Men are forbidden here," one declared, pointing at Rick and Richard.
Summer stepped forward. "We're here to learn about your child-rearing practices."
The matriarch, Mar-Sha, eyed them suspiciously. "Very well. But the males must remain under supervision."
Richard, intrigued by the matriarchal society, engaged in discussions about their societal structures, noting the stark contrast to Earth's patriarchal norms. Meanwhile, Rick attempted to flirt with the warriors, resulting in his temporary imprisonment. Back on Earth, Morty struggled to manage Morty Jr.'s escalating aggression. Despite introducing him to art and music, Morty Jr. remained fixated on domination.