[?_? Just knelt down...]
[〣(?Δ?)〣 Me too, I can't believe it, the male god is actually a creepy stalker?!]
[Whether he's a creepy stalker or not doesn't matter, even if he is, he should at least find a stunning beauty, right? How can he have a crush on someone like that?┐(?-｀)┌]
[What's wrong with the male god's wife? I think she's pretty, and most importantly, she has a unique charm?(ˊvˋ*)?]
[Damn! You call that pretty? You're the one who's blind.]
[Hey, you're the one who's blind.]
[Your mother, the whole family is blind!]
...
[Hey, you guys went off-topic.]
[I can only say: I'm stuffed with dog food now. But why do I still want to keep watching? Going crazy~]
[I understand how you feel because I'm the same.]
[I just want to know when the show will air? A teaser and some bloopers aren't satisfying enough!]
[+1.]
[+10086.]
...
The team behind the show "Honey, Let's Get Married" is really pushing hard. The show just started filming, and the teaser and bloopers were produced overnight. Once released, the entire internet went wild, and everyone was asking when it would air.
Yet, the production team didn't immediately answer.
Instead, a while later, the official Weibo posted the airtime: next Saturday evening at 19:30.
[-_-. Sorry! This timing is too perfect, I'll be in a training class.]
[(^.^)y-~~ I rest on Saturdays, great, looking forward to it!]
[Looking forward!]
[Looking forward!]
[Crying, there are still six days... realized for the first time how tough waiting can be.]
[You're not alone.]
...
Even before it aired, it was already causing a stir, directly occupying the top trending topic on the internet #Honey, Let's Get Married#, the second was #Great Dog Food#, and the third was #Male God Is Married#, with all top three dominated by Jiang Nuo.
A male celebrity who had just managed to stir up some gossip, trying to ride the wave of trends said: Is it easy for me? I had everything arranged yesterday, photos taken, journalists invited, but alas, met the great Jiang Nuo.
A female celebrity who had just walked the international red carpet said: I could cry! Was it easy for me to walk this red carpet? Do you know how many connections and how much money I spent? Then Jiang Nuo showed up, and everything was overshadowed, am I even allowed to live?
Meanwhile, after a day of flying, Jiang Nuo who landed in the evening said: It's just shooting an entertainment show, is it necessary to be so serious?
No choice, because he got "scammed" by the team again.
Once off the plane, Jiang Nuo's first task was to take his wife out to eat. They hadn't eaten anything substantial from morning till now. No choice, the airplane food was terrible, neither of them, being particular about food, could eat it.
Since they didn't eat much at noon, they were naturally hungry by now.
However, when they arrived at a nearby restaurant at the airport, the production team said they wouldn't cover the bill, and dinner needed to be settled by themselves.
But dear God, can someone tell him, who was it that said they couldn't bring "money" to the show?!
Come over here, he definitely won't hit you.
Jiang Nuo, who only brought a single suitcase, and Mu Qiuniang stared at each other in dismay.
Mu Qiuniang didn't understand the show's tricks, so being "tricked" was expected; as for him, who had participated in countless shows since his debut without falling for anything, now getting "tricked" by the show meant he really had a hole in his head.
But no matter how big his imagination is, it couldn't be as big as this.
"Boo hoo hoo... Honey, I was wrong, it's all my fault for letting you go hungry..." Jiang Nuo looked pitifully at the restaurant right next to the airport. Once, he had an important opportunity before him, but unfortunately, he didn't cherish it. If he had another chance, he would definitely hold it tightly and stash some RMB in his shoe soles.
He couldn't believe the production team would check his shoe soles to see if he brought money.
"Are you hungry?" Mu Qiuniang asked.
As a cultivator, already in the Qi Refinement God Enlightenment stage, Mu Qiuniang declared she had been fasting and didn't need to eat.
"No, I'm not hungry, I'm afraid my wife will be." Jiang Nuo said earnestly.
Of course, if his stomach hadn't made a "growl" sound, it would have been more convincing.
Mu Qiuniang was a bit discontented with the production team: even if you're filming a show, you can't let her husband starve, right?
"Where's the hotel?" Mu Qiuniang asked the show's staff.
In front of the camera, her expressionless face was like a teacher reprimanding a misbehaving student. Cameraman Mo Dan felt a bit guilty: he had graduated years ago, teacher!
Reflexively, he blurted out a hotel name.
The director quickly added, "The second task is that whoever gets to the hotel first can choose the room and have dinner."
"Where are they?" Jiang Nuo realized. Damn! Is this another task?! Am I being tricked again?
The director looked innocent: "They left straight after getting off the plane."
Jiang Nuo: "Why didn't I know before?"
The director: "You didn't ask before."
Jiang Nuo: "So each task needs to be inquired about oneself?"
The director cleared her throat to shift the topic, "Shouldn't you be hitting the road? They might have already gotten a car, if you delay, they might reach the hotel before you."
She couldn't say she was dazzled by too much PDA, right? As soon as the male god got off the plane, he held his wife's hand tenderly, ignored the team, and asked her what she wanted to eat later.
Directly ignoring the production team, they deplaned and went to the service desk to ask where the good food was around.
Poor production team followed them cluelessly, not knowing where they were heading. And then...
The director was so focused on filming that she forgot about the task. This wasn't the team's arrangement, she genuinely forgot.
Boo hoo... Hopefully, when Jiang Nuo finds out, he won't beat her up.
Jiang Nuo: "Shouldn't you introduce the second task?"
"Ahem," the director quickly said, "The second task is simple, considering you're abroad with no money right after flying, what will you do to reach the hotel?"
"Where exactly?"
"That's part of the task too."
Jiang Nuo was speechless. So, just giving him the name of an unknown hotel for him to find on his own? How was he supposed to know where the hotel was? Without a phone, he couldn't even use Google, how was he supposed to figure out where the hotel was?
This is probably an answer even elementary schoolers know: ask a passerby.
"Hmph!" Jiang Nuo acted a bit cocky, asking passersby, fine. Did the production team think this would stump him? He's been to the Oscar Film Festival multiple times, shot international films multiple times, could a bit of English possibly defeat him?