"Whaddya want bastard?" the now dubbed 'ero-megane' said with a frown, he didn't want to talk to any guy that attracted girls. Naruto just squinted his eyes at the boy's hostility, what the hell did he do? Naruto decided that he should ask this strange guy whether he knew a Hyoudou Issei and be done with it.
"Hey, do you know where I can find a guy named Hyoudou Issei?" Naruto asked casually, but before he could follow up with his question he saw the glasses-wearing boy literally sprint towards him before giving him a steady stare.
"How much?" 'Ero-megane' asked, this just caused Naruto to stare at him incredulously. What the hell was he talking about right now? Seeing the blond's expression, he just lifted his glasses and spoke again with more emotion.
"You want me to betray my comrade...one of my closest friends...then you better pay me enough to make up for my horrible betrayal! It is so sad but he will understand! I want to lose my virginity...so please get me a woman!" 'Ero-megane' cried with tears flowing down his eyes.
Naruto just looked at him with dull eyes for his pathetic plea, Hyoudou was his friend and he would betray him for sex? Really? This guy didn't have a redeeming bone in his body. "Tell you what...I'll talk to some girls and see if any of them could-" Naruto tried to speak, but he was immediately floored when the boy in front of him bowed towards him like some sort of deity.
"Issei's near the girl's locker rooms trying to find a good peephole! Please make my wish come true!" the pathetically perverted boy cried.
Naruto decided that Issei needed new friends. As fast as possible.
Then he registered what the glasses-wearing teen just said and slapped his hand on his face in a facepalm. Maybe they really were perfect friends for one another...
Looks like they were perfect friends with one another.
Naruto was having déjà vu as he was staring at a teen with brown hair trying to look for any hole or crack in the girl's locker room. He remembered when ero-sennin did the same thing when he was trying to peep into the women's hot springs. Usually this would call for the 'ero-protocol' for his own shits and giggles, but he had to actually talk to the kid, not get him killed. So Naruto opted for walking behind the teen and poking him behind the head.
It was only when an annoyed plain face with an annoyed set of brown eyes glared back at him that he recognized the illusive Hyoudou.
"You were with 'ero-megane' when you guys were chased by that horde of girls..." Naruto deadpanned.
At this Issei just locked up and stared at Naruto in horror. "You're...you're not going to turn me in are you!?" Issei said with panic welling up in his stomach. The three of them barely managed to get away from the horde before his last class started, but they were no doubt still sore at their antics...so if this blond were to give them his location...
Naruto just shook his head in response much to Issei's apparent relief, but the shinobi then grinned at the pervert. "I won't tell them...but you gotta do something for me first." Naruto said cheerfully, Issei's fear returned as he realized that unless he did whatever this guy said, then his high school life would become a hell of a lot more unpleasant for a long time.
Issei opened his mouth in order to try to reason with the blackmailing blond, but he stopped when Naruto finished his demand.
"You gotta listen to what I have to say seriously Issei, if you don't then you could either change your life for the better or ruin it for a long long time." Naruto said with a cryptic smile.
Issei wasn't sure if he should make a break for it or not.
He decided to give a shot at the very least.
"Hey look it's a UFO!" Issei shouted dramatically towards the sky, he sorta felt like an idiot because it was one of the oldest tricks in the book.
"Really!? Where!? I didn't know they had a faction of aliens here as well!" Naruto said with sparkles in his eyes.
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Ok time to make a quick get-away. Issei dashed off from his location near the girl's locker room and made his way behind an old school warehouse. He hoped that the blond would eventually leave him alone before trying his peeping attempt again...
"Yo."
Damn it.
Issei looked to his left and found his annoying stalker just looking at the sky, still searching for UFO or just mocking him?
"I still can't find the UFO you pointed out, but that's fine. I'll look for it later, that'd be a pretty cool picture to show your friends ya know? Also, smart idea in hiding behind the warehouse. No one will hear our conversation here." Naruto said cheerfully, completely unaware of Issei's escape attempt.
Issei just groaned.
"Ok, so you ready to hear me out now? What I'm about to tell you is super important and cannot be told to anyone else. Unless you want to die that is, but I wouldn't recommend it." Naruto started, but he seemed to be scaring the perverted boy with his blunt statements. Well, he was being truthful here and he would much rather be truthful and have him face the good and bad rather than give him a nasty surprise later.
"Don't worry about it, just don't tell any normal people and you will be fine. Now, I'm here as a favor for a friend of mine, I'm sure you know her since she is pretty famous at this Academy...her name is Gremory Rias and-" Naruto tried to say but was interrupted by a thoroughly excited Issei. "She wants to talk to me!? She wants to talk to me!? I accept! I accept whatever she wants me to do!" Issei said with enthusiasm, if he gets on her good side then maybe he could get a 'sexy' reward!
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