Alt title:Minor Gate, Major Mayhem
Scene:Deadpool's strolling toward the Gate, following his Nexus GPS like a psycho tourist with swords.
[DING!]
Gate 800 meters ahead. Estimated Threat Level: Low to Moderate. Estimated IQ of enemy forces: Potato.
Deadpool twirls his katana lazily.
"Sounds perfect. Hope they got parking."
At the Gate:Deadpool somersaults over the security barriers, ignoring the stunned guards, landing with a dramatic "ta-dah!"
"Relax, fellas. S-Rank babysitter's here."
Inside the Gate:
A twisted landscape of frost and ruin.Icy winds. Creepy howling.Monsters moving in the mist—frost gnolls, ice beasts, and something bigger.
Deadpool cracks his knuckles.
"Alright, let's do some leveling, gamers."
Fight Start:
Frost gnolls rush him.
Deadpool blitzes forward, katanas flashing:
One gnoll's head rolls across the ice.
Another loses an arm.
A third gets kicked into a frozen pillar with a dramatic crunch.
[DING!]
You have defeated [Frost Gnoll].+500 EXP
[DING!]
You have defeated [Frost Gnoll].+500 EXP
[DING!]
Level Up!You are now Level 5.+5 Stat Points Awarded.
Deadpool grins behind the mask.
"First blood! And second blood! And third blood! Achievement unlocked: Serial Overachiever."
More ice beasts charge.
Deadpool cartwheels between them like a psycho gymnast, slashing legs and spines:
An ice beast shrieks and collapses.
Another explodes into chunks of frozen meat.
[DING!]
You have defeated [Ice Beast].+750 EXP
[DING!]
You have defeated [Ice Beast].+750 EXP
[DING!]
Level Up!You are now Level 6.+5 Stat Points Awarded.
Deeper into the Gate:
The Ice Troll General stomps out, covered in frosted armor, swinging an axe bigger than a truck bumper.
Deadpool:
"Finally, a boss that doesn't skip leg day."
The troll roars.
Deadpool charges back, singing off-key:
"Let it goooo, let it goooo—"
Epic Fight:
Dodging a massive axe swing by flipping backwards.
Sliding between its legs and slashing the back of its knees.
A final dual katana plunge straight into its skull.
[DING!]
Boss Defeated: Ice Troll General.+3000 EXPLoot: Frost Troll Core (Common)
[DING!]
Level Up!You are now Level 7.+5 Stat Points Awarded.
Deadpool wipes his blades clean.
"Seventh heaven, baby! I'm stacking more levels than my trauma!"
Outside the Gate:
Deadpool strolls out casually as the Gate collapses behind him, dispersing into frosty mist.
Security, Hunters, civilians — everyone just stares.
Deadpool gives a casual two-finger salute.
"You're welcome, Korea."
[Current Status Update:]
Level: 7
Class: Trickster
Gold: 1501
Skills:
SSS Regeneration (Passive)
Taunt Lv.1 (Active)
Fourth Wall Breaker Lv.1 (Passive)
New Unassigned Stat Points: +15
As he's walking back, humming, his Nexus buzzes.
[DING!]
Incoming Call: [Chairman Go Gunhee]
Deadpool taps to answer casually.
Gunhee's voice:
"Come back. Now. Urgent."
Deadpool raises an eyebrow.
"That's never good."
Gunhee's voice, low and serious:
"We detected something... abnormal. It's bigger than we thought."
Deadpool, glancing up at the darkening sky:
"Coolcoolcoolcool. Totally not ominous or anything."