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The First Demon in History

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The story follows the misadventures of Chen Mo, an unassuming man with an unfortunate knack for attracting bad luck. Chen Mo's life takes an unexpected turn when he stumbles upon a strange shard of jade—one that has the mysterious ability to summon monsters. To make matters worse, these creatures are not your typical mythical beasts; they are electrical appliances that have somehow gained consciousness and developed their own personalities. From a talkative rice cooker with delusions of grandeur to a rebellious electric bike that claims to be a former racing champion, the strange "pets" that Chen Mo inherits are as dangerous as they are absurd. In his quest to rid himself of his perpetual misfortune and somehow make enough money to buy a house and car, Chen Mo finds himself embroiled in a series of bizarre events. Alongside a quirky group of appliances—each more ridiculous than the last—Chen Mo must navigate a world teeming with supernatural forces, fierce deities, and vengeful monsters. His challenges range from battling chaotic demons to trying to survive the strange antics of his unruly electrical companions. Whether he's being blackmailed by a talking rice cooker or narrowly escaping the wrath of a vengeful electric bike, Chen Mo's life is a never-ending roller coaster of absurdity. Adding to the chaos, Chen Mo has to contend with a variety of eccentric characters, including a magical loli who loves slaying demons and eating ice cream, and a Greek fiancée who constantly quarrels with his boss over trivial matters—though they tend to morph into different creatures whenever they have an argument. With his life spiraling into madness, Chen Mo must now collect an assortment of strange jade fragments, fight off supernatural forces, and somehow manage to keep his head above water. But what begins as a battle for survival soon turns into something much more profound. As the electrical appliances evolve and grow stronger, Chen Mo finds himself questioning his own existence and the mysterious origins of the jade fragments. Will he survive the chaos and break free from the curse, or will he be consumed by the very forces he sought to control? The First Demon in History is a hilarious, action-packed adventure that blends humor with fantasy in a way that's sure to keep readers on the edge of their seats. With its offbeat characters, laugh-out-loud moments, and unexpected twists, this novel is perfect for fans of quirky supernatural tales that don’t take themselves too seriously. Get ready to dive into a world where even the most mundane appliances can change the fate of the world. Will Chen Mo be able to master the strange, mystical forces he’s inherited, or will his life descend into further chaos? There’s only one way to find out—by entering the wild, unpredictable world of The First Demon in History.
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