I crouched on the gilded doorframe of the Palace of Versailles, watching the cream torrent wash over Queen Marie's jewelry box, and the pearl necklace float up and down like sugar grains in the cream waves.
"Host!" The system hamster transformed into a puff form. "Detected 3000SPF values per liter of cream. Paris is about to turn into a giant cake - the remaining time.
00:29:59!
Robespierre stood at the top of the cream fountain, with the sunscreen spray gun pointed at the sky:
"The moment of purification has arrived!"
His white wig was sprayed with blue sunscreen and styling gel, looking like a moldy coconut in the moonlight. "All the sweet tyrants will be submerged in cream!"
The cream crown of Louis XVI suddenly melted and dripped down the tip of his nose into the lace collar.
This is much more difficult than a locksmith's job...
He held up a gilded fork as a scepter, and the sun-protective diamond at the tip of the fork reflected the guillotine.
Queen Mary wrote a plea for help on the mirror with lipstick:
"To Ms. Medusa - Please save French elegance with your snake-hair!"
Suddenly, the chandelier in the banquet hall fell, and the cream wave crest rose up to create a dessert salon - Medusa appeared wearing a fondant crown, and her snake hair was a piping bag filled with cream puffs.
"Mortals," she licked the macaron crumbs at her lips with a snake letter, "exchange your pain for eternal sweetness..."
The petrified attendants turned into frosting sculptures, with sunscreen caramel dripping on their fingertips.
"Trigger a mythic-level mission!"
The puff hamster pops out a three-layer cream menu, "Please also:"
Neutralize SPF cream (0/3) with egg white powder
2. Recycling Medusa's sunscreen hair mask (0/1)
3. Apply fireproof coating to Louis XVI's wig (Urgent!) "
I threw Hercules' dumbbell and hit Medusa's puff snake hair.
The egg white powder was mixed with cream to form a hard sugar shell. Suddenly, her piping bag burst, and the cream cannonballs blew through the roof of the Palace of Versailles. The moonlight shone through the hole on Queen Mary's face. She screamed as she discovered that the sunscreen was beginning to crystallize - each crystal reflecting the guillotine.
Napoleon's mechanical arm emerged from the bottom of the cream pool and stole the sunscreen mask that Medusa had dropped.
The guillotine needs an eternal shape!
Under his cape, a new design was revealed - the blade was studded with hair mask crystals, and the basket was covered with snake skin-patterned sun protection pads.
The Philosopher Cat leapt onto the cream throne of Louis XVI, and where its tail swept, the words of Lune emerged:
When cream puffs dance with the guillotine, freedom will suffocate in desserts...
Before the words were finished, Poseidon's trident pierced the floor, sending up a tsunami of cream:
My ocean SPA needs French romance!
The Jacobins set up cannons of sunscreen on the crest of the waves, Robespierre's speech was soaked in cream, and the words swelled into blood-red macarons:
Purify everything with sweetness!
A shell hit Louis XVI's wig, and the burning sunscreen turned him into a human-shaped torch.
"Put out the fire quickly with protein powder!"
I threw out the last half barrel of Hercules' secret recipe. The protein powder reacts with the flame of cream to form a rainbow candy coating, instantly transforming the Palace of Versailles into a giant candy house.
Queen Mary's crinolines were stuck to the mirror surface by syrup, and her scream activated Medusa's petrification curse - the entire mirror began to transform the cream into diamonds.
The system suddenly crashed.
"Detection of sun-protective diamonds has triggered cosmic inflation! The gold standard system is on the verge of collapse!"
The philosophical cat scratched the sugar coating with its PAWS, and Washington's sun-protective wig and Newton's cream formula dropped out from the space-time crack.
When Napoleon entered the crack with his hair mask crystal, the clock tower of the Palace of Versailles collapsed with a thunderous crash.
Poseidon lifted Queen Mary's pearl necklace with a trident:
This is the new currency of the ocean!
The design of the Eiffel Tower is floating and sinking in cream, and the sunshade nozzle at the spire is oozing blue light...
The design drawing of the Eiffel Tower was suddenly swept away by a cream vortex, and Poseidon's trident marked the longitude and latitude on the crest of the waves - precisely the coordinates marked by Columbus' sun compass.
The New World needs a sun-protective civilization!
His roar stirred up a transatlantic cream wave, and the pearl necklace strung on the crest of the wave to form a course indicator light.
I grabbed Hercules' dumbbells and rushed into the rift of time and space, bumping headfirst into the crew of Columbus who were illegally crossing the border.
"Captain!" The chief mate pointed at the creamed rudder and screamed, "The compass is secreting sunscreen lotion!"
Suddenly, Blackbeard's pirate ship broke through the waves, with the SPF50+ logo printed on the skull flag.
"Hand over the sun protection treasure map!"
His hook hands spewed sun-protective smoke, and the crew's one-eyed masks turned into colored contact lenses. "Otherwise, I'll make you sun-protective cured meat!" \ ""
"Host triggers Pirate side quests!" The system hamster transformed into a parrot form
"Task:
1. Draw a fake treasure map with sunscreen (0/1)
2. Teach Blackbeard to apply seaweed Mask (0/1)
3. Recall the Pearl Route in Poseidon (Urgent!) "
I threw out Queen Mary's pearl necklace, and the sun-protective pearls bounced on the deck like a treasure map. Blackbeard's iron hook suddenly softened:
This touch... More intoxicating than rum!
The moment he applied the facial mask, the sun-protective volcanic mud refreshed his scarred face, and the pirates collectively rebelled.
"The captain has become a little fool!"
The philosophical cat leapt onto the mast, its tail sweeping across the Caribbean Sea. The sunscreen lotion automatically fills the blank sea area, revealing the prototype of the Statue of Liberty:
When the torch ignites the sunscreen, the New continent will become a beautiful Promised Land...
Suddenly, Napoleon's mechanical arm emerged from the clouds and stole the pearl necklace.
"France's fashion hegemony needs the certification of the ocean!"
Poseidon launched a cream hurricane in retaliation, and Blackbeard's sun-protected cured meat danced on the crest of the waves.
Columbus seized the opportunity to activate the sun protection steam engine - using Watt's design blueprint to modify the sailing ship three hundred years ahead of schedule, and the sun protection haze emitted from the chimney dyed the entire sky blue.
"The Industrial Revolution has been detected ahead of schedule!"
The system parrot exploded into a steam cloud. "Watt's sun protection patent is being stolen by the UK..."
When Blackbeard fished up the fluorescent octopus with sun-protected cured meat, Newton's cream formula drifted from the space-time rift. The octopus tentacles suddenly wrote calculus, and the pirate ship transformed into a mobile university.
The Philosopher Cat squatted in the captain's room, applying sunscreen to the draft of the Mona Lisa.
The secret of smiling is SPF balance...
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