I crouched on the mast observation deck of the "Queen Anne's Revenge", watching Blackbeard Edward Tedge color the skull flag with sunscreen.
His hook hands emitted SPF50+ smoke, and the pirates, wearing sun-protective goggles, queued up to apply seaweed masks.
"Little ones!"
He tore off the pirate shirt embroidered with a sun protection factor and said, "If you find the treasure, you'll be rewarded with a volcanic mud SPA!"
The system hamster turned into a parrot and screamed on my shoulder:
"Detected that the sun protection treasure map has been encrypted by Poseidon (remaining decryption time 00:14:59), it is suggested to bribe the Siren with Queen Mary's pearl necklace!"
Suddenly, the Siren's sun protection requiem came from the bottom of the ship. Three sea demons emerged from the water. Their scales were coated with fluorescent sunscreen, and hairpins in the shape of guillotines were inserted between their blonde hair.
"Mortal," the sea demon in the middle licked the sunscreen lipstick, "If you want to pass through this sea area, exchange the youth spring water for the secret sunscreen recipe..."
Blackbeard suddenly pulled out a sunscreen smoke bomb:
"I only believe in real gold and silver!"
Amid the thick smoke, the pirates' colored contact lenses glowed collectively, casting a false treasure spot in the fog - precisely the coordinates of Napoleon's guillotine!
"Trigger the pirate-level mission!"
The parrot hamster pops up the skull menu
Please also:
1. Fake mirage with Sunscreen Smoke (0/1)
2. Teach Sirens how to use sunscreen curling irons (0/1)
3. Do a manicure for Blackbeard's iron hook (Urgent!) "
I threw Hercules' dumbbells towards the sea surface. The protein powder reacted with the seawater to form a mirror surface.
The philosopher cat took the opportunity to draw a false treasure map with its tail. The Sirens screamed and pounced on the phantom. Their sunscreen slipped on the mirror surface, creating a mermaid jigsaw puzzle.
Blackbeard took the opportunity to throw down the sun-protective fishing net and retrieve the struggling Siren.
"Just in need of a boat song performance team!"
The sunshade scales of the sea monsters were transformed into ship lights, illuminating the pirates on the deck who were doing manicures - Blackbeard's iron hooks were painted with French gradients and his nails were studded with sunshade diamonds.
Suddenly, Poseidon's trident pierced through the bottom of the ship.
Who dares to touch my beauty consultant!
His dolphin mount, wearing a sun-protective swimming cap, raised huge waves and turned the pirate ship into a carousel.
Queen Mary's pearl necklace sparkled on the crest of the waves, and each pearl reflected the sun-protective fountain of the Palace of Versailles.
Host! Reflect the SPF spectrum with pearls!
The parrot hamster was blown into a life buoy. I tore the necklace and threw it into the sky. The pearls were arranged in a calculus formula, and the sunlight refracted into a colorful cage that trapped Poseidon.
His trident suddenly softened and turned into a huge bottle of sunscreen sauce.
Blackbeard took the opportunity to throw out the iron hook and hook it onto the Trident sauce bottle.
"Now it's my sun protection scepter!"
The pirate ship was instantly sprayed with sunscreen foam and turned into a floating cream cake.
Napoleon's mechanical arm emerged from the clouds.
"France needs this sweetness..."
However, it was stuck by the suddenly activated sunscreen foam, and caramelized oozed from the mechanical joints.
The philosophical cat leapt onto the mast and caught a new prophecy on the canvas:
When pirates put on the sun-protective crown, the Statue of Liberty will squeeze sunscreen with a torch...
Suddenly, the bow of the ship seemed to come alive, revealing the draft of the Statue of Liberty drawn by Leonardo Da Vinci - and what she was holding was indeed a sunscreen torch!
When Blackbeard used the trident to squeeze the sauce bottle to tattoo each pirate, Newton's cream formula dripped from the rift of time and space. The cured meat on the ship suddenly floated into the air, forming a three-dimensional geometric model.
Zhe Xue MAO squatted in the captain's cabin and used the formula of cured meat to solve Poseidon's treasure code - the outline of the Statue of Liberty formed by a pile of sun-protective diamonds rising from the bottom of the Caribbean Sea.
"The task has been exceeded!"
The system plays the pirate remix version of "Ode to Joy", "Unlock the [Pirate Beauty] skill", side effect:
Speak with a pirate tone within three days
At this moment in the Palace of Versailles, Napoleon is assembling a new guillotine with stolen sun-protective diamonds.
And Poseidon roared in the underwater SPA:
"Give me back the trident sauce bottle!"
His roar shattered the sun shield mirror on Queen Mary 's dressing table, each piece reflecting Blackbeard applying sunscreen to the Statue of Liberty...
The sun protection nozzles at the Eiffel Tower suddenly shot out indigo beams of light, painting Poseidon's trident totem in the Paris night sky.
In the cream ruins of the Palace of Versailles, Queen Marie's pearl necklace reassembled automatically, and each pearl revealed Vasco da Gama's logbook - marked with sunscreen on the new route around the Cape of Good Hope.
Host! The Portuguese fleet was detected to have set off 100 years earlier!
The system hamsters blew up into life buoys. "If Vasco da Gama sails with a sun-protective compass, a fragrance and beauty war will break out in the Indian Ocean!"
I stepped on the cream waves of the Palace of Versailles and rushed into the vortex of time and space, crashing head-on into Vasco da Gama's flagship, the "SAN Gabriel".
The sailors on the deck were curing cod with sunscreen. Columbus's sun protection compass was spinning wildly in the captain's cabin, with its pointer sticking to the lubricating oil of Napoleon's mechanical arm.
This is the temptation of the devil!
Vasco da Gama cut the rudder wrapped in sun-protective seaweed." The real course should..."
He was suddenly stunned. Sunscreen seeped out from the chopped steering wheel and formed an Indian Ocean chart on the deck - marked with sun-protective diamond veins by pearls.
Suddenly, a mountain-like dorsal fin rose from the sea surface, and the suntank-mutated sea monster, Kraken, surfaced.
Its antennae are adorned with lace suction cups in the style of the Palace of Versailles, and each eye reflects the guillotine.
"Use Hercules' dumbbells!"
The system screamed. I threw a dumbbell and hit the pearl crown on Kraken's head. The protein powder reacted with the sunscreen to form a hard shell, and the sea monster turned into a giant sun-protective oyster.
Vasco da Gama took the opportunity to command the fleet to detour:
"Bypass this monster and you can reach Calicat directly..."
But his sun-protective compass was disturbed by the magnetic field of Napoleon's mechanical arm, and the pointer suddenly turned towards the South Pole.
The Philosopher Cat leapt onto the mast and drew Luen's warning on the canvas:
When pearls become sun-protective currency, guillotine roses will bloom at the Cape of Good Hope!
Suddenly, the Antarctic ice cracked and Poseidon's trident broke through the ice:
"Who allows you to defile my SPA secret realm!"
His seal mount sprayed sunscreen foam, and the Portuguese fleet instantly froze into an ice sculpture exhibition hall.
Vasco da Gama's beard was covered with sunscreen ice crystals, and the telescope lenses reflected a future picture of the cream flood of the Palace of Versailles sweeping through Lisbon.
"Start Plan B!"
I pried open the sun-protective oyster shell and the pearl bomb rolled into the crevices of the ice. The sun-protective shockwave released by the explosion melted the Antarctic ice sheet. Napoleon's mechanical arm emerged from the meltwater and stole the Kraken pearl.
"France needs polar beauty stations!"
The tail of the philosophical cat swept across the gradually collapsing ice shelf, revealing a 19th-century whaling ship - the crew were hunting fluorescent whales with sun-protective harmers.
Queen Mary's pearl necklace suddenly came to life and was strung into shackles to lock Poseidon's trident:
The beauty of the ocean belongs to all mankind!
When Vasco da Gama was cooking curry with melted sunscreen ice water, a spice storm suddenly swept through the Indian Ocean.
Nutmeg mixed with sunscreen forms a bronze-colored mist, and the Goddess of the Ganges descends with a earthenware jar of sunscreen:
"Who dares to pollute the Holy River with SPF!"
Her sari was dyed fluorescent orange by sunscreen, and the cinnabar mole on her forehead burst forth with a laser that pierced through the Portuguese flagship.
"Task completion rate 250%!"
The system plays Bollywood dance music, "Unlock [Spice Beauty Technique], side effect: Speak with a curry flavor within three days."
At this moment, in the ruins of the Palace of Versailles, Napoleon is assembling a sun-protected guillotine with polar pearls.
While Poseidon roars at the underwater SPA, his roar shatters Vasco da Gama's sun compass, and each piece reflects a Gypse on the streets of Mumbai divinting with sunscreen...